A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to.
(via lauren)
I’m an absolutely terrible person, but fuck the police this is hilarious.
GH OH MY GSO THIS IS FDO GREAT.
This is hilarious!!!!
Source: lauren
Why women?
Why are women so clingy? Why can’t they have sex with the guy and not go through the emotional stuff? It’s that simple, I don’t get why they want a relationship. Just go dude style; get what you want, which is sex, and leave. It’s not that hard, maybe do a sleepover at his house cause you’re tired. But to force him to listen to you and nag about how so-and-so was a bitch. Like Jesus.
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Source: btwmeow
Sooo…
I made a new blog that I’m not going to share the name with because there’s people at my school on here and they don’t know about my freaky side. But I’m super stoked cause I have about 20 followers so far and most of my pic have been liked or reblogged so I’m on top of the world. So I’m sleepy, night.



